My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."yes
i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like
well this is fucking stupid
is this a reaction or an example
mason: what game of chicken are you and the sperm donor playing doctor lecter?
everyone: gay murder chicken, you should see them at crime scenes. its totes adorbz.
im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass
house of cards
orange is the new black
i just got back from camp and tumblr seems kind of pointless?? not completely pointless, obviously...
currently learning how to make themes/ websites and stuff :) really excited
you should check out my cool about page and/or my personal blog asap